Here’s how it went down today.

Trump: Nancy, I’m not caving. I want my wall funds!

Pelosi: No

Trump: I’ll save DACA.

Pelosi: You ended it. No.

Trump: But I want my wall!!

Pelosi: Donald, I said no.

Trump: How about a down payment?

Pelosi: Um, no.

Donald: But it’ll be a big beautiful wall. I promised!!

Pelosi: Did you hear me Donald, I said no.

Trump: Er, OK.