The Art of the Deal,...Only I can fix it,...Mexico will pay for the wall, I guarantee it,...I will not cave in one inch,...There is no collusion with Russia/Putin,...I have no business dealings with Russia,...I don't know any of these people, they just worked on my campaign,...

I think I figured out why he is always lieing.

It's McDonalds fault.

He eats several McD's meals a day,...even while in bed watching tv.

It's probably the chemicals in all the McD's products that are chemicalizing Orange Hairs brains cells,..

he can't help it,..it's Mickey D's fault !!!!