okay here's my first attempt:
#1 Andi, Charging Rhino or Sloth?
#2 Andi, Sweet or Sour candy?
#3 Andi, Pump or Dump?
#4 Andi, A night on the town, or a dream going down?
#5 Andi, To the Moon, or just a buffoon?
#6 Andi, Astronaut holding or company folding?
#7 Andi, Right back on track or a smelly s*** sack?
#8 Andi, Retire with style or big smelly pile?
#9 Andi, Living the dream or OTC scheme?
#10 Andi, OTC rocket or nothing in pocket?
I literally could just keep going on but I have to get back to work.
Because right now I'm feeling like,
Andi, A four-leaf clover or just bent over?
5 million strong and suggesting useless quotes...