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Posted On: 01/08/2019 9:09:37 PM
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People I live with are hiding my shit.
The two most effective hiding places to date:
1) out in the open
2) where I last left it
Is your refrigerator running?
Because I might vote for it.
Damn, my printer is so needy.
Always asking for more paper or more ink. I give and give and then
it tells me it doesn't think we have a connection.
I’ve never learned anything from a good decision.
If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water
leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs.
The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.
I can't believe my sister is so dumb
She is a special education teacher with a PhD. She just started a new program for students with ADD and ADHD to attend during the summer. It's called "The Concentration Camp".
The two most effective hiding places to date:
1) out in the open
2) where I last left it
Is your refrigerator running?
Because I might vote for it.
Damn, my printer is so needy.
Always asking for more paper or more ink. I give and give and then
it tells me it doesn't think we have a connection.
I’ve never learned anything from a good decision.
If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water
leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs.
The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.
I can't believe my sister is so dumb
She is a special education teacher with a PhD. She just started a new program for students with ADD and ADHD to attend during the summer. It's called "The Concentration Camp".
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