Well fellas, either Im blind, or lacking talent.....

No New Years Day, To celebrate!
No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away!
No Odyssey! No Dimension!
In fact its just another ordinary
January day!
No Darryl Green
No first of Spring
No Tweets of pics
In convertibles
On vacation!

I just post to say
They fd us
I just post to say
How much my shares
Are really worth
Oh whoa yes I do!
I just post to say
WTF dude!
I just post to say
Im fn screwed!
And I mean it
From the bottom
Of my heart!
From my heart!
From my heart!
Oh yes Im screwed!
OH OH WHOA YES IM SCREWED!

Excuse me while I take a knee.....

WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!