Id like Mike Starkweather, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Andiamo lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head and I want to look him straight in the eye and I wanna tell him what a cheap lying no good four flushing low life snake licking dirt eating inbred overstuffed ignorant dog kissing brainless dickless hopeless heartless fatass bug eyed stiff legged spotty lipped worm headed sack of monkey shit he is! Halleluja! Holy shit! Wheres the Tylenol!?!
WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!

Clark Griswold