I'm just happy I'm not in a police lineup..... 29 years ago I would have woken up on the side of someone's driveway laying down in their bark mulch (thinking it was totally normal.) Yeah I know.
But most likely the night before Christmas with my "allergy" to alcohol,
I would have already broken out in handcuffs.
Merry Krampus,
Merry Krumpus,
Minstral Crampus,
Menstrual Clipmess,
Mostly Crispmas,
you know what I mean..
5 million strong... I'm glad to be loved, needed, and productive...
and not waking up in someone else's yard that I didn't mean to be in...
Andi/Utop