"Tastes Better than Gravy"

Bwwaaaaa. Buzzer. No.

By the way, I love this contest.

I have also suffered broken noses. Three in my case. When I was an amateur ice hockey player I was required to wear a cage which was attached to my helmet. But when I played in college we had to wear a cage in games, but not in practice or during conditioning in the summer. I broke my nose on the blade end of a teammate's stick in the first practice. My eyes teared for a month and the amount of blood was shocking. So I know a bit about noses moved all over your face.