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Posted On: 12/22/2018 4:54:24 PM
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A teacher asked little Johnny if he knew the numbers 1 to 10 well.
"Yes! Of course! My pop taught me, even more than 10!"
"Good. What comes after three?”
"Four," answered the boy.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," said the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. Now, what comes after ten?"
"A jack!"
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Two dogs pass a parking meter...
One says to the other, "How do you like that, a pay toilet!"
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The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, “Mrs. Cohen, your check came back.” Mrs. Cohen answered, “So did my arthritis!”
Doctor: “You’ll live to be 60!” Patient: “I am 60!” Doctor: “See! What did I tell you?”
Patient: “I have a ringing in my ears.” Doctor: “Don’t answer!”
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, “You’ve been brought here for drinking.”
The drunk says “Okay, let’s get started.”
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is because Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.
"Yes! Of course! My pop taught me, even more than 10!"
"Good. What comes after three?”
"Four," answered the boy.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," said the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. Now, what comes after ten?"
"A jack!"
_______________________________________________
Two dogs pass a parking meter...
One says to the other, "How do you like that, a pay toilet!"
_________________________________________
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, “Mrs. Cohen, your check came back.” Mrs. Cohen answered, “So did my arthritis!”
Doctor: “You’ll live to be 60!” Patient: “I am 60!” Doctor: “See! What did I tell you?”
Patient: “I have a ringing in my ears.” Doctor: “Don’t answer!”
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, “You’ve been brought here for drinking.”
The drunk says “Okay, let’s get started.”
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is because Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.
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