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Posted On: 12/21/2018 2:06:03 PM
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If you want a job in a moisturizer factory,
you should apply daily...
Cliches must be avoided... like the plague.
What’s the similarity between getting a blow job from an eighty year-old and walking the tightrope?
In both cases you really don’t want to look down.
“Doctor, doctor. Every time I sit down, I see visions of Mickey Mouse and Pluto, every time I stand up, I see Donald Duck.”
“How long have you been having these Disney spells?”
Waitress: "Wanna box for the leftovers?"
Me: "No, but I'll wrestle you for them."
Sweet and sour pork $10
Curry chicken $10
Mini egg rolls $5
Missing one item........................................riceless.
Can you tell me what the most dangerous street is? Nofriggin Way.
Only make Irish soup with 239 beans. One more would make it too farty.
Do you pick your nose? No, you're just born with it.
Where did you learn to make banana splits? Sundae school.
I just gave away all my dead batteries.......................free of charge.
My bowling team just came up with a new name.................
I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter
I owe most of my colossal success...
to exaggeration.
you should apply daily...
Cliches must be avoided... like the plague.
What’s the similarity between getting a blow job from an eighty year-old and walking the tightrope?
In both cases you really don’t want to look down.
“Doctor, doctor. Every time I sit down, I see visions of Mickey Mouse and Pluto, every time I stand up, I see Donald Duck.”
“How long have you been having these Disney spells?”
Waitress: "Wanna box for the leftovers?"
Me: "No, but I'll wrestle you for them."
Sweet and sour pork $10
Curry chicken $10
Mini egg rolls $5
Missing one item........................................riceless.
Can you tell me what the most dangerous street is? Nofriggin Way.
Only make Irish soup with 239 beans. One more would make it too farty.
Do you pick your nose? No, you're just born with it.
Where did you learn to make banana splits? Sundae school.
I just gave away all my dead batteries.......................free of charge.
My bowling team just came up with a new name.................
I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter
I owe most of my colossal success...
to exaggeration.
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