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Republicans in Congress Think Google Works Like This:

1. You type something into Google you want to know about, like maybe your name.
2. A wealthy personal assistant, paid by the Democratic Party, looks it up for you, and types out a results page, but only after checking the current list of priorities and political agendas.
3. You click on the first thing you see.
4. You get all angry and shit.

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