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Posted On: 12/11/2018 8:21:01 PM
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I used to work with a guy who started his show
by taking the tops off beer bottles with his butt. It wasn't much of an act, but one hell of an opener.
Wanted: New assistant for my knife-throwing act.
Also needed: Large tarp or sheet of plastic and a shovel.
I bought a soldering iron recently. My wife borrowed it and made one hell of a mess of my clothes.
My wife has been gone for three days. I don't know whether she left me or went shopping.
The check-out people at my supermarket are so bad, when I used the self-service checkout I was named employee of the month.
I walked up to the cheese counter.................it interrupted him and he had to start again.
by taking the tops off beer bottles with his butt. It wasn't much of an act, but one hell of an opener.
Wanted: New assistant for my knife-throwing act.
Also needed: Large tarp or sheet of plastic and a shovel.
I bought a soldering iron recently. My wife borrowed it and made one hell of a mess of my clothes.
My wife has been gone for three days. I don't know whether she left me or went shopping.
The check-out people at my supermarket are so bad, when I used the self-service checkout I was named employee of the month.
I walked up to the cheese counter.................it interrupted him and he had to start again.
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