Well, if we're gonna be telling jokes....

Two women are standing in line at the Pearly Gates. The line is moving rather slowly, so a woman asks the woman standing ahead of her in line, "So, how'd you die?"
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. At first I was shaking from the cold, but pretty soon I started feeling warm all over, and then I just kind of went to sleep and when I woke up I was here. What about you? How did you die?
2nd woman: I feel so stupid, it was all my fault. I thought my husband was having an affair, so I told him I was going to a night class. But instead, a little while after I left, I came back to the house because I just KNEW he had that woman there. So I burst into the house, but he was alone in the living room.  I was sure there had to be another woman there somewhere so I started running all over the house looking. I ran up to the bedroom and she wasn't there, so I ran down into the basement and looked. Then I ran up to the attic, and she wasn't there, so I ran down to the kitchen, but she wasn't there so I went back to the bedrooms and looked under the beds and in the closets. I kept running around and searching until I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---then we'd both still be alive.