Wasn't throwing shade, sorry if anyone chose to take it that way. Perhaps a feable attempt at putting the (currently over-zealous) $5. comment in perspective....us Old Guys are like that sometimes.
Now if you'll excuse me, my caretaker tells me it's time to put on my nappies & take my Geritol before she straps me to my bed for the night (so I don't go skateboarding in my sleep, again).