Did your step dad used to call you oops when you were a little kid? I can understand how he might say oops if you mama got preggers with you and that was the last thing "Dad" wanted to hear. oops sounds a little better that ahshit.

So, what will do with your time when Private Bone Spurs steps down? If he learned anything as his casinos were failing, it was when to fold em and walk away with pockets full of cash and a bunch of unpaid bills. Whataguy! Maybe Trump is your father figure. How disgusting is that? ewwww