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Posted On: 11/27/2018 5:16:08 PM
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The married Life
* He wears the pants in the house – under his apron.
* He has two chances of winning an argument with her, slim and none.
* He comes right out and says what she tells him to think.
* She does not have to raise the roof; all she has to do is raise an eyebrow.
* He always has the last word – he says, “I apologize.”
* The last big decision he got to make was whether to wash or to dry.
* He put a ring on her finger and she put one through his nose.
* He was a dude before marriage – now he is subdued.
* He married her for her looks, but not the kind he gets now.
* He goes to a woman dentist – it’s a relief to be told to open his mouth instead of to shut it.
* Every once in awhile she comes to him on her bent knees. She dares him to come out from under the bed.
* He wears the pants in the house – under his apron.
* He has two chances of winning an argument with her, slim and none.
* He comes right out and says what she tells him to think.
* She does not have to raise the roof; all she has to do is raise an eyebrow.
* He always has the last word – he says, “I apologize.”
* The last big decision he got to make was whether to wash or to dry.
* He put a ring on her finger and she put one through his nose.
* He was a dude before marriage – now he is subdued.
* He married her for her looks, but not the kind he gets now.
* He goes to a woman dentist – it’s a relief to be told to open his mouth instead of to shut it.
* Every once in awhile she comes to him on her bent knees. She dares him to come out from under the bed.
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