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Posted On: 11/26/2018 10:43:01 AM
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How do you milk sheep? Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1.000 for it.
Your mamma's so fat that when she sat down she created the iPad
We live in a world where losing an iPhone is way more dramatic than losing your virginity.
What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone?
A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?
Your mamma's so fat that when she sat down she created the iPad
We live in a world where losing an iPhone is way more dramatic than losing your virginity.
What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone?
A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?

