Can I have just one Thanksgiving where I don't lose everything on a telecommunication company that turns into a water reclamation company? I mean Im all for the environment and all that bullshit but this is my savings were talking about here! Can we get one m@therfuck!ng phone for sale on Black Friday? WTF is wrong with this picture? Am I just an a$$hole or what? WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!