You all may laugh, and I don't blame you, but I was planning on joining the rest of the world and getting a 'Smartphone' with the launch of The Odyssey. Well its Utopya or bust for me. If no Odyssey then my 'Smartphone' aspirations are over and I will stick with my beeper and flip-phone. So what is it Utopya? You want to leave this Stooge in the past? A living breathing testament to a dream unfulfilled? A walking anachronism. Or will I be watching old episodes of The Three Stooges, Gilligans Island, Soul Train, The Six Million Dollar Man, The Fall Guy, Threes Company, Airwolf, I Dream of Jeanie, The Beverly Hillbillies, MacGyver, Magnum P.I., Miami Vice, The A-Team, The Adams Family, The Munsters, and The Beaver, to name a few, all on my Utopya device? WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!