I've always said I'm going to buy a new ass mine has a crack in it. Then I'm going to get a car with a fully blown 440 that gives me a facelift without the surgery.
I want the front tires lifting off the ground as soon as I punch that thing.
I want nitrous in it. Dual nose masks for me and my lady, whoever she is and an extra tank for the car. I want to hear blue velvet playing in the background.
I want binaural beats in my headphones aligning all my chakras in complete Harmony with the universe.
I feel like Veruca Salt I want it now.
I want my toes in white sand in a warm sunny Caribbean Blue Ocean environment.
I want a woman on my arm who looks like the girl from Wilson Phillips the blond. I want to lay around in Thousand line Stitch Egyptian cotton sheets with a down comforter so puffy you can't see the person laying in bed if they're covered up. I want a tub big enough that it comfortably fits at least 4 people with lavender candles burning and Bubbles lots of bubbles. Sponge cake with fresh sweet whipped cream chocolate sauce drizzled on it and a light dusting of powdered sugar, brought to me in that tub. I can't wait for the dream to come true.
but right now Progresso soup with crushed-up saltines and some new episodes of Shameless will have to do..
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