Okay you found me out... I went on to the website rentabuddy.com and I bought a bunch of new friends. (they tweet only the good stuff).. I was looking into forming a couple of other websites like rentamommy.com for those insecure Males or Females who Miss mom or just need a cold wash rag put on their head when they're sick and some soup. meddling in your affairs is also included with the premium service...
rentagrandma.com she comes in rearranges your furniture and dusts while she tells you that she had bigger brighter future hopes for you. rentafanclub.com they show up when you're playing sports or auditioning just to tell you how great you are.
RentaIan.Com he comes over to your house two nights a week to discuss Andi and eat your food he's my favorite.
Remember to laugh daily and be humble. It's all fun and games till someone gets an eye put out then it's just fun.
5 million strong and growing..
Andi/Utop