Since the newest popular social attack weapon
coming to our shores inc Chicago is a knife

I have recently been given an 18 inch steel machete.
to go with my rusty broken tip ice pick no longer carried
in my boots.. (do you wear flip flops)

Can you imagine 3 whankers with machetes
attacking me with mine.

Ohhh shit --- --- --- for them.
My childhood training which you lefties
make fun of would come into play.