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Posted On: 10/01/2018 10:06:37 AM
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You know you're a redneck when...............
Taking your wife on a cruise means walking around the supermarket with her.
The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your wife.
You plant flowers in the bathroom appliance in your front yard.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the "House of Tattoos"
Your child's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers !"
Your parrot has learned the phrase, "Open up ! Police !"
You've ever financed a tattoo.
You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
Your grandma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
Taking your wife on a cruise means walking around the supermarket with her.
The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your wife.
You plant flowers in the bathroom appliance in your front yard.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the "House of Tattoos"
Your child's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers !"
Your parrot has learned the phrase, "Open up ! Police !"
You've ever financed a tattoo.
You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
Your grandma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
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