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Posted On: 09/27/2018 3:31:18 PM
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Just bought a life assurance policy.
Once a month someone calls me to assure me that I'm not dead.
I saw an ad offering twenty-four months with no interest....................just like my sex life.
As I sat there licking my piano, I thought to myself....................I do have good taste in music.
The Internet: all of the piracy without any of the scurvy.
My next song is called subtraction.....................Take it away !
Someone with laryngitis: a hoarse whisperer.
Once a month someone calls me to assure me that I'm not dead.
I saw an ad offering twenty-four months with no interest....................just like my sex life.
As I sat there licking my piano, I thought to myself....................I do have good taste in music.
The Internet: all of the piracy without any of the scurvy.
My next song is called subtraction.....................Take it away !
Someone with laryngitis: a hoarse whisperer.
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