This is dedicated to everyone here, especially the whiners.....
WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!

Theres a tear in my beer
Cause Im cryin for a PR
Utopyas on my lonely mind
Through all these doggone beers
Ive held over a million shares
Utopyas on my lonely mind
Im gonna keep drinking
Until Im petrified
Then maybe these tears
Will leave my eyes
Theres a tear in my beer
Cause Im crying for a PR
Utopyas on my lonely mind

Last night I posted on the board
And the night before
Utopyas on my lonely mind
It seems the SP is through
And Im so doggone blue
Utopyas on my lonely mind
Im gonna keep drinkin
Till I cant move a toe
And then maybe
My heart wont hurt me so
Theres a tear in my beer
And Im crying for a PR
Utopyas on my lonely mind

Lord Ive tried and Ive tried
But my tears I cant hide
Utopyas on my lonely mind
All these blues that Ive found
Have really got me down
Utopyas on my lonely mind
Im gonna keep drinkin
Till I cant even think
Cause in the last 5 months
I aint slept a wink
Theres a tear in my beer
Cause Im crying for a PR
Utopyas on my lonely mind

Sung to Hank Williams Sr's Theres a Tear In My Beer

UTOPYAWORLDWIDE2018!!!!!!