Heard a funny joke today:

A curious man was talking to God.
He asked God, “How much time does a million years seem in your time frame?”
God replied, “Oh, about a second.”
The man then asked, “How much is a million dollars to you?”
God replied, “Hmm... About a penny.”
Then the man asked, “So.. may I have a penny?”
God replied, “Sure! But you’ll have to wait a second.”