They say people today are more ignorant and apathetic than ever. Well, I don't know... and I don't care...

My Alzheimers is getting really bad.
Now I can't remember if I lost my dog or found a leash.

Crime in multi-story parking ramps.......................................it's just wrong on so many levels.

Proofreading:--- checking the alcohol content.

I don't think I've ever been told I'm a bad listener.

I'm great at spelling bees.
But hopless at spelling other words.

Why is it called mooning
when you're actually showing uranus?

The object of golf....
is to play the least amount of golf.

The new machine at the gym made me sick
after using it for an hour...
It’s really good though, does everything! Kit Kats, Snickers, Milky Ways, Hershey's, M&M's, potato chips...........