Ansel Adams? Psh. Amateur hour.

Mona Lisa? That's not even a photograph, total waste of time right?

No, no, friends, as the famous Nat King Cole song goes:

"Utopya PR gal, Utopya PR gal, doofs have claimed you
Cannot be holding that brand new phone like you are...

Are you lonely, a-and only holding phonely,
Or are you just photoshopped out by your car?

Do you shine to tell stockholders that you are real
Or is this just a pump and dump scam without par?

Are you warm? Are you real? Utopya PR Gal
Or just a lovely photo by your car?"

*(I don't get out much, but when I do, I don't get out much.)