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Posted On: 08/20/2018 2:41:00 PM
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Airline just told my girlfriend she has too much baggage and they've only known her a couple of minutes…
I need a sex change. I'd like to go from none to some.
Sorry I yelled "Chug it!" as you were breastfeeding your baby…
Well I have to go now, my days are numbered. That's how calendars work…
My favorite pick-up line: "Pick that up."
I hate being bipolar............................it's amazing.
When we first got married, my wife treated me like a god. Then I found out she was dyslexic.
I need a sex change. I'd like to go from none to some.
Sorry I yelled "Chug it!" as you were breastfeeding your baby…
Well I have to go now, my days are numbered. That's how calendars work…
My favorite pick-up line: "Pick that up."
I hate being bipolar............................it's amazing.
When we first got married, my wife treated me like a god. Then I found out she was dyslexic.
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