Nay, dear friend, let us instead wend our way toward the land of Floridia, whence come the shiny turdlings of lieHub. There we might contrive a conveyance to elevate each liar into a wooden pillory such that we all might toss such sundry items as rotten tomatoes, toasters, and sullied hosiery at their noggins. Also, the clime of Floridia is much more to our taste than the ill chill whence comes from Canadia.