I am not sure what position you think you are in to make fascinating demands like this, but in fairness, I will grant you a solid D+ for effort. Here is the proper way to go about irrational demands. Read and learn:

“Dear Utopya,
It is with great yearning in my heart that I, Ruboli the 16th, Earl of Whindemere, erstwhile heir to ColdBrewski, Deliverer of Browned Burgers of Ham, and official Opener of the Frigidaire, write to you on behalf of shareholders everywhere.

Frankly put, I request — nay, dear Sirs, I demand a complete accounting of your entire share structure, documents, errata, bits and bobbles, squiggles and squarrels, e.g. the whole enchilada, be delivered unto me at a time I alone deem appropo, in a manner of my choosing, e.g. make it pronto.

Just send it along post haste, ipso facto, hither and thither, merrily, wot.

With great anticipation, sincerely yours, unless you don’t comply with said demand, in the which case I shall flatuously flump in your general direction on a public forum, publicly,
~ Ruboli the 16th”

I hope that helps.