Oh man- how about this:

A sexy looking seemingly-lithe female
came running out of a bar and i like a nice guy
who likes pretty (active) girls gave her a ride out of the area.
A gentleman eh.

Turns out she is way stoned off her ass
probably started whatever the trouble was.

Turns out she is an Outlaws Motorcycle Club woman
and puts her hand in her purse and holds onto a gun.

I am thinking do I need to ditch and dive out of my own car.

She is so stoned she recognizes nothing
and wants to know where in the hell
I am trying to take her ass.(paranoid)

I finally get her to the club house on a dark street
she advises me to haul ass and do not pause.
Which I did and which I didn't.