Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to phish, he will become a Nigerian Prince.

My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them.
I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering... Do I keep the letters?

We'll We'll We'll... if it isn't autocorrect...

A man in an interrogation room says
“I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”
"You are the lawyer." said the policeman.
"Exactly, so where’s my present?" replied the lawyer.

My wife says if this post gets over 1000 pluses
I can get anal.
Please rate because I want this house to be spotless.

I called up my landlord and said,
“Hey, I gotta leak in my sink.”
He said, “Go ahead. I’m not judging.”

I accidentally drank some holy water with my laxative.
I'm about to start a religious movement.