Trolling will get you nowhere. In the unlikely event you actually provided us with your real name, which I doubt, how would we know what scottsmith's real name is? (Other than in the unlikely event you provided your real name -- THEN we'd know scottsmith's real name.)

Trolls often set up false premises, then challenge others on those false premises. I have never claimed to be a doctor. But, i'm probably as much as doctor as your imaginary wife is.

You're still fooling no one.