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Posted On: 07/19/2018 11:43:38 AM
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My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me.
After 3 years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100.
I lost Interest in that relationship.
How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort in 2015?
Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
I was feeling lonely so I bought some shares.
It’s nice to have a bit of company.
The first thing a man notices
about a woman is her eyes..
And when he makes sure they're not looking his way, he checks out her tits.
Serve alcohol at a party and nobody bats an eye.
Serve laxatives at a party and everybody loses their shit.
If you ever feel useless in life, just remember
there are people on the BMW assembly lines that install turn signals..
A woman stopped me on the street and asked why I was wearing sunglasses. "I'm blind", I replied. "Oh, I see," she said.
I don't think there was a need for her to rub it in.
I for one..................but that's Roman numerals for you.
I've decided not to be pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
Reincarnation.................................it's making a comeback.
The three sizes of condoms: small, medium and liar.
To cut a long story short..........................The End.
My wife hates it when our next door neighbor sunbathes topless in her yard. Personally I’m on the fence.
After 3 years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100.
I lost Interest in that relationship.
How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort in 2015?
Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
I was feeling lonely so I bought some shares.
It’s nice to have a bit of company.
The first thing a man notices
about a woman is her eyes..
And when he makes sure they're not looking his way, he checks out her tits.
Serve alcohol at a party and nobody bats an eye.
Serve laxatives at a party and everybody loses their shit.
If you ever feel useless in life, just remember
there are people on the BMW assembly lines that install turn signals..
A woman stopped me on the street and asked why I was wearing sunglasses. "I'm blind", I replied. "Oh, I see," she said.
I don't think there was a need for her to rub it in.
I for one..................but that's Roman numerals for you.
I've decided not to be pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
Reincarnation.................................it's making a comeback.
The three sizes of condoms: small, medium and liar.
To cut a long story short..........................The End.
My wife hates it when our next door neighbor sunbathes topless in her yard. Personally I’m on the fence.
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