As many of you know, Noah drank a lot of wine and after the floods had a lot of influence. He convinced the rich and powerful to choose wine as the leisure drug of choice and promoted its medicinal benefits. Cannabis was put on the shelf so to speak.

My main gripe with Noah is over his failure to protect many of the African grazing species that perished when he allowed the Lions and Tigers free reign. The unicorn became extinct during the third week.

Much of my information comes from my great...........................great uncle Pat who was chained to an oar in the bow of Noah's Ark.