4th of July Jokes

I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it.
I launched my own clothing line this week. I knew I shouldn’t have lit the fireworks near the washing.
What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers.
What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop.
A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence.
“Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded.
What’s the most dangerous salad leaf? A rocket propelled grenade.
What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks? A firequacker.
What do you get if you cross a stegosaurus with a firework? Dino-myte…
A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged, the other let off.
How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst!
“My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.”
Food, Family, Fourth of july, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever!

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Fireworks Jokes
Posted on June 28, 2017 by mmolloy