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Posted On: 05/26/2018 6:05:30 PM
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I always felt those Farm Aid concerts were an awesome idea because
I know first-hand how tough it is being a small farmer these days
-- especially when the DEA keeps burning your crop before you
can harvest.
You know you're a bad driver when Siri says,
"in 90 Feet, stop and let me out!"
Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
My pregnant girlfriend reminds me of a burned cake. I wish I had removed it a minute earlier.
Did you ever notice that there are more horses' asses in the world than there are horses.
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you lay the blame. - Hillary Clinton wrote that?
I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet.
So far I have nine fridges.
I know first-hand how tough it is being a small farmer these days
-- especially when the DEA keeps burning your crop before you
can harvest.
You know you're a bad driver when Siri says,
"in 90 Feet, stop and let me out!"
Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
My pregnant girlfriend reminds me of a burned cake. I wish I had removed it a minute earlier.
Did you ever notice that there are more horses' asses in the world than there are horses.
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you lay the blame. - Hillary Clinton wrote that?
I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet.
So far I have nine fridges.
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