Off to see the Wizard

A toad hops up to the wise old owl and declares, "I have a problem." The wise old owl says, "Yes, little green one, what is your problem?" The toad rears up and reveals a yellow penis, "Why are my genitals yellow but I am brown?" he asks.

The wise old owl glares at him for a moment and says, "I cannot answer that, young toad. You must confer with the great and all powerful Oz." The toad asks where to find him, and the owl stretches his wing, points to the North and says, "Go that way and at the end of the path, you shall find him."

Then a skunk comes up to the wise old owl and asks "Am I half white or am I half black?" Peering down at the smelly mammal, the wise old owl declares, "Seek out the Great Oz. He is much wiser than I." The skunk asks "How do I find him?” The wise owl again pointed North with his wing and said "Simple, just follow the yellow dick toad!"…