Bio, when you head to Scotland for golf make sure you are careful in what you say as they are pretty touchy.

We were in Aberdeen in a nice little pub and I saw these three large sized women with a funny accent so trying to act the part of the gentlemanly American, I said

"Excuse me, but are you three lassies from Scotland?

One turned to me and shrieked "It's Wales, you bloody idiot!!"

I then corrected myself and said "Well, excuse me, are you three whales from Scotland?"

I don't remember much what happened after that.