What s load of crap. The ONLY investigations for possible collusion, treason, money laundering, conspiracy to defraud the U.S. and tax evasion are of Trump and his minions.

But I'm happy to have Beauregard Sessions take a look. He's already told Trump there's no criminal evidence to support any number of Trump's pet peeves. A few more 'there's nothing there Mr. President' won't matter.

If anything comes from any allegations you've listed I'll be back with 'my bad'.

I'm not remotely worried about that eventuality.

In fact I'll see you here for the Cohen indictment(s) while you're futilely awaiting the wet dreams you've itemized.