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Fats was to pool what I am to bridge.

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Uh, huh. Run it by the DDD.

'Old'......... check
'Fat'......... check
'Man'........check
'Moves'.... If your home has motion detectors the security company will confirm movement if you turn it on while home.

Bet you make the security agent feel like the Maytag Repair Man.

"Look at that old fat man lie there, like a comatose!"

And I bet your DDD will snort beverage out her nose if you show her this post.

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"That old fat man, look at the way he moves;....

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