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Posted On: 04/12/2018 4:40:54 AM
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I try to be modest at all times.................
.........and that's what makes me better than everyone else.
The grass may be greener on the other side,
but at least I don't have to pay their water bill.
Add a touch of magic to your cold
by putting some glitter in your mouth before you sneeze.
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
It was only when I bought a motorcycle that I found out that adrenaline is brown.
30 seconds left on the microwave. Women: set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone. Men: do the space shuttle countdown.
.........and that's what makes me better than everyone else.
The grass may be greener on the other side,
but at least I don't have to pay their water bill.
Add a touch of magic to your cold
by putting some glitter in your mouth before you sneeze.
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
It was only when I bought a motorcycle that I found out that adrenaline is brown.
30 seconds left on the microwave. Women: set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone. Men: do the space shuttle countdown.
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