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For F*ck’s Sake, Donald Trump. That Is Not How a Coat Should Fit.

The president's overstuffed overcoat is not a good look.

Speaking of 'cardio benefits'.

By Jonathan Evans
Apr 9, 2018


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The president went a-helicopterin' last week, returning home from Sulphur Springs, West Virginia, and a roundtable discussion on tax reform there. But that's not what we're here to talk about. We're here to talk about the man's walk from the helicopter to the White House, and the overcoat he wore while taking said walk.

Because, honestly, what the fuck?


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Mr. President, do you believe that this is how a coat should fit? I ask because, considering the current state of menswear and its "anything goes" attitude, there are a lot of right answers when it comes to that particular question. But this is not the right one.

You could have chosen, "Oversized, with a whole lot of attitude." Points for that! You could also have chosen, "Traditional, with a little extra room." Points for that, too! You could have even chosen, "Slim, and just skimming the body from armpit to hip." That's not wrong!

But, "Like it's housing three kids trying to sneak into an R-rated movie" is, sadly, not the answer. Neither is, “Overstuffed, lumpy, and straining at each and every button."

Also, Donald? What's in your pocket?


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Is it a Sony Discman? For some reason, I feel unaccountably confident that it is a Sony Discman, the popular portable music device debuted in 1984 and (stupidly) renamed the "CD Walkman" in 2000. I have no idea why. But the question remains...

Donald, can I borrow your Discman?

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