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BREAKING NEWS: George Soros to declare bankruptcy.

Sources close to the Hungarian-American billionaire say that he grossly underestimated the amount of individuals who ultimately attended last week's March for Our Lives and as a result was unable to meet payroll demands.

"He was already hurting following the Women's March in January," one individual close to Soros told the press. "He was hoping that there would be subdued support for the March for Our Lives so that he would have enough to cover the Nobody is Above the Law protests after Robert Mueller is fired, but those darn kids just wiped him completely out."

Once Soros re-emerges from bankruptcy, he is expected to focus strictly on lower profile protests, such as the recent decision by the Coles County, Illinois Board of Education to remove soda machines from all school properties.

Details at Eleven.

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