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Posted On: 02/23/2018 5:37:46 PM
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Re: OldSaltDawg #5217
Jose and Carlos are beggars.
They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.
Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day.
He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house,
and has a lot of money to spend.
"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do,
so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlos reads his sign: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says Jose.
Carlos says, "All right, what is on your sign?"
Jose shows him:
"NEED ONLY $10 MORE DOLLARS TO GET BACK TO MEXICO"
They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.
Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day.
He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house,
and has a lot of money to spend.
"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do,
so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlos reads his sign: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says Jose.
Carlos says, "All right, what is on your sign?"
Jose shows him:
"NEED ONLY $10 MORE DOLLARS TO GET BACK TO MEXICO"
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