Says the conspiracy theorist in residence for whom 'make believe' was your bestest and most favorite course.

Enjoy:

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Explosive GOP "memo" leaked!!!

Note: This was transcribed from the original, most of which was scrawled in crayon.

“The fbi is full of POOPY-HEDS who have lyed about are most Beloved preszident and made him look ridicilos and stoopid – when everyone knows he is the greatest leder who ever lives.

There are peeple in the FPI who insist in coming up with fax instead of just taken our most esteamed commander-in-cheese’s WORD FOR IT when he makes statementz that aren’t true!

This is cause they HATE him and think teh truth is some kind of BIG DEAL – which it isnt!!!

We have looked VERY STRONGLY at the stuff the FPR was saying and its cleer that their bi-ass against the MOST POPULAR PUTUS in history has made them into a SECRED SOCIETY that is only intrested in using his OWN WORDS against him just cause he says things that are LYES!!!

We hope this meemo will sometime be releesed to the Amerucian PUBIC who have a rite to know how the FIR has been mistreeting the most stable genieous who graces us every day with his brillianz and, like, knowing shit.

We ALL say this - and are prezident says so two. So there!!!

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