A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

My New Years resolution is 1080p

My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

My New Years Resolution is to break my New Years Resolutions....That way I succeed at something!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.

May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!


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