Nice 'alt-reality/conspiracy theory' checklist shadester, knock yourself out with your 9/11 truther nonsense, I'm not remotely interested in any of it.

What is odd, bat-shit crazy in fact, is that Jake Tapper's family preference for pizza parlors should be the province of any conspiracy 'theorizing'.

But apparently there is nothing beyond the reach as opposed to the grasp of the conspiracy theorizing 'mind'.