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Posted On: 11/27/2017 9:10:23 PM
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Tony: Maybe I should tap into my roots, too. My grandmother was half Indian.
Christopher: Get the f--- out of here.
Tony: No, it's true. She was in the Fakawee tribe.
Christopher: Oh, yeah?
Tony: Yeah. When they used to get lost in the woods, they stopped and said "Where the Fakawee?"
Indian Chief to Tony: I had some business in Manhattan.
Artie: Whoa, not again!
Schlomo's son-in-law - You ever heard of the Masada? For two years, 900 jews held their own against 15,000 Roman soldiers. They chose death before enslavement. And the Romans - where are they now?
Tony - You're lookin' at 'em, a--hole.

